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How to make an awesome snowman
By Daniel W.

Things you'll need:
1. at least two inches of snow, more snow means better results
2. A carrot, baby or full size. (Make sure you don't eat it.)
3. Something for the eyes. I recomend coal or smarties, but anything else round and black-ish works well. Use the same material for the mouth and buttons on mid-segment.
4. Some sticks
5. An old scarf and hat
6. A pipe if you have one lying around
7. A broom is always good, but not necesary

Steps to Build
Um...if you don't know how to build a snowman, you really shouldn't be reading this...

The finished results should look something like this.

Happy freaking holidays!

This is the Awesomeness Scale

1- Not awesome
2- Slightly Awesome
3- Somewhat awesome
4- Moderately Awesome (Those are like my two favorite words.)
5- Rather Awesome
6- Quite Awesome
7- Awesome
8- Very Awesome
9- Totally Awesome
10- 100% Pure Awesome Sauce

This scale is dedecated to my favortie adjective...and my favorite sauce.

Anything you'd like to add to/change about the awesome scale? Lemme know. I'll see what I can do.